Hello. So, I'm sort of obsessed with world domination. I'm not really sure yet if this is a healthy obsession, but I like to hang out with you folks at Digital Point because you have lots of good ideas on how to market online and growing my evil business is exactly what I need! The thing is, I need your help... As a newbie, I'm basically totally useless. I never get any likes because people think I'm a "bad guy" just because I'm an evil overlord. Well I'll have you know, it ain't so easy being an evil overlord!!! Anyways... I'm hoping to make one hundred billion dollars like Dr. Evil, and then build a giant space laser. The problem is, Dr. Evil built the giant space laser before asking for one hundred billion dollars, so I guess I'm doing something wrong. I need to learn Dr. Evil's secrets... So anyways, for now I'm just saying hello. But, I'll be back and posting all over the place trying to figure out how to conquer the world. Any advice is appreciated. Remember, when the world is overthrown by robots, you'll be happy you helped me because I can ask them not to transplant your brains into one of the new cybernetic fish tanks they're going to develop for human thought storage.
Why would you want to dominate the whole world? Most of the world sucks. I'd be happy just to own Paris and Las Vegas. (maybe Hollywood too) But then again....I'm really not that ambitious......welcome to DP.
To be honest, I hope to conquer the universe, and in order to be taken seriously it would help my resume if I can check the box for world domination. I'm not very ambitious either. My unrealistic dreams and goals are actually pretty easy to fulfill because I have no expectations of success.