Help me!!

What is it with you guys and all this sneaking???

 

How about flowers in font of her door for 2 days and then tell that I used to keep them????

 

well if she expects it coming she can block it. so we have to sneak.

I say what's wrong with f*ing your brother?

brush your arm against her tits. if she doesn't say anything grab at them like they were teddy bears.

 

If a guy did that to me he's asking to get hurt.

 

if a guy did which? the brushing? the shocker? the penis in mouth?

I want you to note that these aren't my suggestions (except the first one), I'm just asking.

 

All of the above.

 

so you are saying that if you are in a crowded place and a guy just happens to brush against your lovely lady lumps you would hit him?

 

There's a difference between accidental and intentional.

 

well what if you didn't know it which it was?

 

Trust me - I'd know.

 

well now she has become your sister so then respect her and treat her as a sister ..

 

I agree with the others
Honesty is always the easiest solution, tell her how you feel, and with luck she'll respond positively towards you

 

How about the flowers idea?

 

I didn't quite understand what you mean. Flowers for 2 days is a good idea. But what do you mean by "telling her that you used to keep them"?

 

i think he means get some flowers, keep them until they are dead, then leave them on her door for two days in a row. maybe she's a goth and into that.

 

Or serenade her with Dead Flowers.
Townes Van Zandt song from that most excellent movie, The Big Lebowksi.