Hello, I'm a cat.

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    Hello, I'm a cat and despite my nut sized brain might look small i can be 10 times faster than humans, 10 times more grace and elegance, 10 times more agile, 10 times smarter and 10 times more independent and I have 10 times more accurate senses.
    You humans with such a big brain are so pathetic that is sad to even think about it. Why do you need such big heads with so much useless gray mass inside?
    The cats shall rise the world when humans destroy themselves and die covered by their own selfishness, greed and ignorance...

    meow..
     
    clades, Mar 23, 2009 IP
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    alex288288 Well-Known Member

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    indeed....
     
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    ActiveFrost Notable Member

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    Doctor is waiting for you :D
     
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    Jarodboy Prominent Member

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    How often do you cut your nails to more easily type at the keyboard?
     
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    people are talking with cats nowadays... (crazy world)
     
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    web_hunk Peon

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    #6
    So, DP is famous with not only humans but animals as well. That's great! :D
     
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    redhits Notable Member

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    ham-ham

    PS: I am not lifeplayer's dog
     
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    Don't you just love cats
     
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    RightMan Notable Member

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    #9
    I am pretty impressed with this cat's ability to type on a keyboard....but I wonder, how long would it hold on to A MOUSE! :p :D

    Regards,

    RightMan
     
    RightMan, Mar 23, 2009 IP
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    audrey_meli Member

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    I love talking cats lol
     
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    kalinpetrovbg Peon

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    #11
    there are a lot of animals around, I can say :)
     
    kalinpetrovbg, Mar 24, 2009 IP
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    your such a lovely and funny cat - hehehe i want to adopt you hahahaha
     
    carlinecute, Mar 24, 2009 IP
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    Bhow Bhow ---stay away from me
     
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    sawz Prominent Member

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    Rage Well-Known Member

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    But you cats cannot work on pc and earn some $$$, you cats are depended on us humans to feed you take care of you, you can not take baths frequently like us, you cats still scratch fur... and cats still love car bumpers....
     
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    Hey!! I'm a Dog and m after ur ass :D hehehe .. just kidding !!
    Bhown Bhown !!
     
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    Rage Well-Known Member

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    hahahaha lololololzzzz
     
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    tendulkar2 Banned

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    LOL.. Good one :D:D
     
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    love lasagnes? :D
     
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    I think i didnt introduce me properly...i'm an orange cat...with 300Kg, black stripes, powerful muscles, 8 inch claws...humans usually call us Siberian tigers...

    Come and pet me if you dare :D
     
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