He is still virgin

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lightstarm2k, Jun 28, 2008.

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    A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Kuala Lumpur. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice.

    Daughter, when you're in KL and if you're looking for a match there, you must take note of the following the requirements Mother set for you.

    You must find a man that is 'faithful', not 'spendthrift' and must be a 'virgin'.

    With this advise from her mother, the girl went to Town.

    After some months later, she came home to her kampung to get her mother's blessings to marry.

    "Mother, I've met my match following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around.
    Isn't that being faithful?".

    Her mother nodded in agreement.

    "Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, we shared one room
    only. Isn't he not spendthrift guy?"

    For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.

    "And finally mum..., I know he is a virgin".

    "How did you know he is still a virgin?" The mother asked with anxiety

    "Mmm....his 'that one' is new.................still wrapped up in plastic, mum!"
     
    lightstarm2k, Jun 28, 2008 IP
  2. contentedge

    contentedge Active Member

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    LOL. Poor girl doesn't know that the plastic wrapper keeps changing every other night. :D
     
    contentedge, Jun 28, 2008 IP
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    #3
    Hahaha! Great joke!! and nice addition contentedge :D
     
    DaGuy, Jun 28, 2008 IP
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    #4
    Hahahah.... i like this joke . good job mate :)
     
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  5. homebizseo

    homebizseo Peon

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    #5
    lol very funny


    Choose your platic wrap
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. lightstarm2k

    lightstarm2k Well-Known Member

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    #6
    is there google platic out there?
     
    lightstarm2k, Jun 28, 2008 IP
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    I want Nike- Just do it!
     
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    ArticleScholar Well-Known Member

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    Energizer is the one for me :p
     
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    #9
    [​IMG]

    lol
     
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    #10
    hahahah warped in plastic :) Good one...
     
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    xmartel Active Member

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    lol, that's pretty funny.
     
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    hahah.. that was :) funny..
     
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    lol that was pretty funny :) I want the Pringles one. Cause once you pop you can't stop.
     
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    rightit Well-Known Member

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    Hehehe, great! I like it.
     
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    #15
    Great joke thanks foe sharing!!!!
     
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    #16
    Hahaha... Nice joke!
    And also great pictures from homebizseo.. :)
     
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    #17
    Plastic :eek:
    indeed nice one.
     
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    #18
    hahahha...she so naive.. thanks for this great joke..you make my day.
     
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    #19
    really funny...nice joke...i've read it somewhere before!!
     
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    #20
    haha Some gr8 ones here!
     
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