Have you ever wondered why? (Funny)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Shailendra Mishra, Jan 30, 2010.

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    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    Why do they call the airport the terminal, when they say flying is so safe?
    Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff, when they say that the black box that is used on airplanes is indistructible?
     
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    Shailendra Mishra, Jan 30, 2010 IP
  2. shinigami

    shinigami Peon

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    1. Pigments shielding from the sun's rays
    2. That's what happens to some people when they try to really focus or concentrate
    3. Because psychics just don't really care
    4. Latin word origins
    5. They do their jobs all the time, and therefore, they get better with every time
    6. The sour acid of lemons is not good to the taste, yet good for dissolving stains
    7. Origin of that term is from the 1900s, and happened to stick; it's the same with calling Native Americans "Indians", but they don't originate from India
    8. "Rush" in this case, refers to the volume of traffic
    9. Mice actually aren't that good for a cat's diet
    10. He was instructed by God to spare them
    11. It's still mandatory, lethal or not
    12. The sheep's body heat keeps the wool warm
    13. Apartments refers to the ROOMS, not the buildings themselves
    14. It's where the the airplanes STOP FLYING
    15. I do believe that it's called MONEY ISSUES, mate
     
    shinigami, Jan 31, 2010 IP
  3. Shailendra Mishra

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    So you are here to take all the jokes so seriously ! :p
     
    Shailendra Mishra, Jan 31, 2010 IP
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    Why yes, Mishra-san, for the internet is considered serious business.
     
    shinigami, Jan 31, 2010 IP
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    haha thats funny that you answered them all :p i thought they were interesting and clever :)
     
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    I dont know because I am not doctor.
     
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