Hard finding...

Its become so hard to find employment as a computer technician here in New Zealand that im going to be standing at a major road intersection in my local town - Holding a sign saying;

" Will Fly For Computer Tech Employment "

If you can think of any better phrases to publish onto a large sign - Feel free to express

Thanks

 

Ah, mate you are not alone.

Here in Australia, many of us are having troubles finding jobs, it's kind of stupid to be honest, years you've spent doing that trade, and people will only take the top people now, and I mean people with 20+ years of experience.

Mojachie.

 

HAH!
Change the world 'fly' to 'die', I think that might do the trick!

 

I was thinking about that one but i thought im no use dead to an employer

 

Well you've no idea how expensive coffins and burial costs are these days, so it's better you make an advanced booking
But well you won't get a job; that's correct. I've got another sign for you to carry (choose a well-known street, don't just carry it out on your own street due to laziness issues )
"Your Girlfriend Will Go Crazy About Me - Unless Ofcourse You Employ Me As A Techie"