I figured what the heck ... Google likes to put on a little show for Halloween and so do I - enjoy. Happy Halloween. BTW - this is a custume my wife bought for me to wear so she can parade me around as her "ass" - it's an eeyore custome
I don't have the Halloween spirit this year for some reason. I normally have it almost every day. Maybe the great pumpkin will come or something. I, also, have to work tonight, too. I think.
I just don't answer the door, fricken freeloaders...GET A JOB BUMS!!! I don't care of you are 8 years old
lol I only answer the door if I know who the kids are. Most of the time the kids that you dont know are cheeky rogues that will through the stuff back at you if they dont like it
Today is my wife's b-day. You should see our house. She goes nutts with the decorations and stuff. I'll probably throw a mask on and go get some candy (or beer) later tonight.
Oh I can tell you just got married. You don't even need alcohol in your marriage to have sex. I don't even want to talk about Rob's nuts.
Ah, I just celebrated my 13th wedding anniversary yesterday and I don't mind admitting that I love it when my wife chooses to have a "slushie" as she calls it - a margarite or daiquiri
Quit it man. Save the funny content for the website. You'll run out if you keep splashing it all over the forum