Thank you for remembering my darling. I should have known I could count on you to give me something special. You always take care of me. you don't want me to prove it do you? don't try to steal my thunder. this is not the official birthday thread, just mine. it involves a slip n slide, a bucket of chicken, a hula hoop, and 10 tuna sandwiches, 5 on white and 5 on wheat, 14 pounds of m&ms, 30 balloons of various color, a bathtub filled with Cheetos, one package of bunny stickers, a 17.5 oz bottle of Johnson & Johnson No Tears Baby Shampoo, and various vinyl or latex dresses. Let's hope!!! I know she is my dream girl, so why not be my wish girl too? in your pants, I hope I'm invited. a total sausage fest. like the ones in Vienna. Naughty Naughty Spiderman! Was this message approved by the Marvel Comics Code? Also, how did you know my birthday wish? Because they've all seen how amazingly gorgeous you are, so they know I've had to flip head over heels for you. (sounds kinky, let's try) good guy in the street, a wh*re in the bedroom...isn't that how the saying goes? And if you can't tell by my face I'm smiling uncontrollably. Thank you so very very much.