Haikus

I liked the last one because
it was pretty funny,
but I'm still the best and no one beats my style!

 

I wish I know
anything here. Do
you agree??

 

That's not a gun. It's an eel!

 

Not everyone can be
A master of Haiku like me;
Minstrel is the best

 

I do not like haiku and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I would not eat them in a box.
I would not eat them with a fox.
I would not have them in a shed.
I would not, could not on white bread.
I would not try them in a tree.
I would not share them with a bee.
Not in a box, not with a fix,
Not in a shed, not on white bread,
Not in a tree - Sam, let me be!