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Discussion in 'Introductions' started by ByronTheRefinedMan, May 13, 2022.

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    Tis I, Byron the most refined and handsome man on Earth. People always stare at me because they are jealous of how tall stovepipe hat I am wearing with my red dupio-silk cravat, brown wool frockcoat and burgundy double-breasted wool waistcoat. If anyone kindly tell me how to use this website, would be appreciated.
    SEMrush
     
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    Spoiltdiva Acclaimed Member

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    A refined man with terrible grammar and seemingly unable to string a coherent sentence together. The irony here is at the very least amusing, so thanks for the laugh and welcome aboard. *I think
     
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    ByronTheRefinedMan Peon

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    Terrible grammer, how?
     
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    #4
    This not even google translate can fix rofl

    welcome
     
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    #5
    Sorry, that didnt meant to be funny
     
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    ^^^This is simply terrible English. It is broken and written as if by a 1st year foreign student who is trying to learn how to converse in English. Post #5 is just as bad, nothing "refined" about any of it.

    P.S. Again, welcome aboard.
     
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    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    He's in Thailand so probably has ESL in which case he's doing a great job.

    Welcome!
     
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    Waves shake his boat when he types?

    - Again welcome
     
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    An introduction is where you are supposed to tell everyone a bit about yourself. Don't you think he should have mentioned that he was from Thailand, instead of us finding this out from a staff member?
     
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    1st year foreign student, eh?
    Well, perhaps, what are you trying to say, accurately, reflects your self-beings. That's why you made such judgements on my (and other's) exquisite writing styles. Ye are jealous of how beautiful and well-constructed my sentences are, the gay tones I had put into the making of my first epistle. Why are people always jealous of I? Is it due to the fact that they have got such ghastly looks that the most handsome, refined and well-dressed man like me couldn't compare? Get a life!
     
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    Maybe, but mocking the grammar didn't seem kind - mocking the content... go for it. I'm expecting a m'lady and fedora hat tip any second!
     
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    #12
    "He's in Thailand so probably has ESL in which case he's doing a great job."
    Ha ha! A-hee a-hee I willget my rump chops, mutton steaks and new-laid eggs fresh from the cow and pigeons for a month for nothing!
     
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    #13
    OMG I can't stop laughing. Did you fall in love with your reflection in the mirror? This is an introduction you tell as who you are, how old, where you are from, what you good at related to the digital world, and what you would like to achieve.
    It's not a beauty contest lol.
    We don't really care how you look but care about what's in your head related to the digital world or what you need to learn.
    Again welcome.
    PS: If you want to show your beauty to the world put a picture and people can see for themselves.
     
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    Digital world? A world of digits? Nonthenthe! I shall leave!
     
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    Seeing as I've been labelled as unkind by our moral arbiter I'll need to prove that as a false allegation. So...send me your mailing address and I'll send you a family sized box of Kleenix for your tears, and some anti depressant pills as well.

    By the way, over here at DP if the heat is a bit too hot, you can always leave the kitchen.
     
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    Diva can't you see he loves heat, wearing so many clothes at +40C :rolleyes:
    No, wander all other people in swimsuits or t-shirts and shorts are staring at him...
     
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    I believe that Mr.Refinement attempted this intro to be humorous. But he did not tell us that he was ESL, and it all went south pretty quickly.
    My view on humor is that one ought to be proficient in the language, before you attempt to engage in it.
     
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    Like telling a joke that only you understand and then wondering why no one is laughing
     
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    Well, I have no intentions to make a joke here and what I have typed here are not of humourous at all, I didn't find them amusing! The most handsome man like I, always take things seriously.
     
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    'I'll send you a family sized box of Kleenix for your tears, and some anti depressant pills as well'

    I don't need anything from ungrateful folks like ye! People here are of very rude indeed. I could see them in all their hideous enormity, the obsession with numbers (what they called 'Digital World') doesn't make these folks grow up, worse yet, it makes them forget their manners. I'll tell you what, I have learned and mastered the 3Rs from grammar school, ye know. There is no way that my compositions to be of ungrammartical! Oh, also, I need not rely upon this silly website anyway since my arithmetical skills are of proficient. I am of handsome, educated, intelligent and sound mind person and these slings and arrows are nothing but the expressions of envy and jealousy. Such critics reveal themselves only as envious persons, of low self-esteem. I am assured that ye blasé juveniles still struggle to solve this problem: 11+11 = ? When ye imatures came across one, you would be like "It's too complicated for me, I have no idea how to solve this, is it 121, 1 or 1111? Perhaps, if I posted this on the 'digits' forum, some folks could help me solve this".
     
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