AUDI: Accelerates Under Downward Influence BMW: Big Money Works CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT: Fix It All the Time FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill | FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily GMC: Garage Man's Companion HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and Inexpensive SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigger Think's Its A Caddilac ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile AMC -Another Major Catastrophe AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW -Break My Windshield BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires FIAT -Fix It Again Tony FORD -First On Recall Day FORD -Fix Or Repair Daily GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked G. M. -General Maintenance G. M. -Goshdarn Mess GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import IROC -I Reek Of Cologne JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly LTD -Last Try from Detroit MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin! MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans M.G. -Money Guzzler MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW -Virtually Worthless