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Google Zebra Update will Wipe all Websites off of the Web

Discussion in 'Google' started by readezarchive, May 11, 2012.

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    The New Google Zebra Update coming soon to battle the abundance of spam content on the web is said to have advanced algorithm for spam detection by eliminating all websites that include the words:

    1. Operator
    2. Client
    3. General
    4. Business
    5. Money
    6. New
    7. Get Started Today
    8. Free
    9. Link
    10. My Friend
    11. Payment System
    12. Need
    13. Article
    14. Buy
    15. Sell
    16. Purchase
    17. Store
    18. The
    19. For
    20. Item
    21. Affiliate
    22. Internet
    23. Marketing
    24. Tips
    25. Secret
    26. Share
    27. Sign-up
    28. Register
    29. Login
    30. Web
    31. Salesman

    New words will be added to the list soon. If you have a website and make any money whatsoever for your efforts then you risk getting banned by Google completely unless you pay $150,000 website registration fee.
     
    readezarchive, May 11, 2012 IP
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    readezarchive Active Member

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    BTW, this is obviously a parody of all the Google updates that come along. Really, it doesn't matter what Google does because if you write quality content then others will share it.
     
    readezarchive, May 11, 2012 IP
  3. xtra-person-11

    xtra-person-11 Active Member

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    Are you sure about this?
     
    xtra-person-11, May 11, 2012 IP
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    thmvp20 Active Member

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    That would be cool if the next Google zoo animal wipes out Google itself!

    ...because that's what should happen

    Bing all the way!
     
    thmvp20, May 11, 2012 IP
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  5. stubsy

    stubsy Well-Known Member

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    They would need to find it first
     
    stubsy, May 11, 2012 IP
  6. GMTGuy

    GMTGuy Greenhorn

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    Maybe it'll wipe out Google+ too so one doesn't need to be bothered with it if they want a youtube account :p
     
    GMTGuy, May 11, 2012 IP
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    Avisblr Member

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    Hope it will kill Penguin. :eek:
     
    Avisblr, May 11, 2012 IP
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    justjewellery Peon

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    sorry don't but this one google make most of their money from keywords like this are they going to ban adwords too
     
    justjewellery, May 11, 2012 IP
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    robertkeen Member

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    Wow...welcome to the end of internet :)
     
    robertkeen, May 11, 2012 IP
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    bulram Member

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    I think, Google Zebra was started on 12.12.2012 by Mayan request! :)
     
    bulram, Jan 15, 2013 IP
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    michael.aulia Active Member

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    I want a Google Labrador! Much cuter than a Zebra :D
     
    michael.aulia, Jan 15, 2013 IP
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    Jim4767 Prominent Member

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    We could rename this one Google Tongue-In-Cheek.
     
    Jim4767, Jan 15, 2013 IP
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    higherluv Greenhorn

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    Yeah… for Google.
     
    higherluv, Jan 15, 2013 IP
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    Imran_Adrees Banned

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    Wow, you mean Google is soon going to have its own Zoo :)
     
    Imran_Adrees, Jan 17, 2013 IP
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    manoj.kapoor Greenhorn

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    What to do if my website have log-in or sign up form, what to use in place of that? or if I am really offering something free to users?
     
    manoj.kapoor, Jan 18, 2013 IP
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    holkapolka Well-Known Member

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    The zebra will not wipe out all websites off the web. It's a question of a need of quantity to have quality. It is rather the cobra update we should be afraid of. Maybe one day they will add Terminator update.. and clear out the cobra updates. I sure hope there wont be any Texas Chainsaw massacre update. We all would be fine with a Winnie the pooh update but as things turn out this ages...with economical crises and all, there might be a Jesus update. Thàt we should be afraid of, not the Zebra.
     
    holkapolka, Jan 18, 2013 IP
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    aoreiano Banned

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    that can't happen as these are very common terms
     
    aoreiano, Jan 20, 2013 IP
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    is this update officialy launched or not.....
     
    swift551, Jan 20, 2013 IP
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    Jeehan Well-Known Member

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    Google is going to change their name soon. Facebook just bought google and it will be renamed to Fagle. When the two company fully marge It will sell goat milk.
     
    Jeehan, Jan 20, 2013 IP
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    giorgioarmani Well-Known Member

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    Always look left and right before crossing a Google zebra crossing

    [​IMG]
     
    giorgioarmani, Jan 20, 2013 IP
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