The New Google Zebra Update coming soon to battle the abundance of spam content on the web is said to have advanced algorithm for spam detection by eliminating all websites that include the words: Operator Client General Business Money New Get Started Today Free Link My Friend Payment System Need Article Buy Sell Purchase Store The For Item Affiliate Internet Marketing Tips Secret Share Sign-up Register Login Web Salesman New words will be added to the list soon. If you have a website and make any money whatsoever for your efforts then you risk getting banned by Google completely unless you pay $150,000 website registration fee.
BTW, this is obviously a parody of all the Google updates that come along. Really, it doesn't matter what Google does because if you write quality content then others will share it.
That would be cool if the next Google zoo animal wipes out Google itself! ...because that's what should happen Bing all the way!
Maybe it'll wipe out Google+ too so one doesn't need to be bothered with it if they want a youtube account
sorry don't but this one google make most of their money from keywords like this are they going to ban adwords too
What to do if my website have log-in or sign up form, what to use in place of that? or if I am really offering something free to users?
The zebra will not wipe out all websites off the web. It's a question of a need of quantity to have quality. It is rather the cobra update we should be afraid of. Maybe one day they will add Terminator update.. and clear out the cobra updates. I sure hope there wont be any Texas Chainsaw massacre update. We all would be fine with a Winnie the pooh update but as things turn out this ages...with economical crises and all, there might be a Jesus update. Thà t we should be afraid of, not the Zebra.
Google is going to change their name soon. Facebook just bought google and it will be renamed to Fagle. When the two company fully marge It will sell goat milk.