Google likes it when lots of sites are linked to you. Women break up with you if lots of other women are linked to you
Getting on Google and knowing what to do is easy. Google doesn't mind if you're done with them in a few seconds. You can use Google and drink beer at the same time. You don't have to go to the drug store to practice safe googling. Google can't get pregnant. Google doesn't need a commitment. Google will not want to talk when you're done. Google will not follow you around when you're done. Google doesn't care if you use other services, paid or not.
Google keeps their secrets and Matt Cutts hates cheaters, women cut your meat for cheating and brag to the world.
Google has a pop up messenger in the email, women pop up when you read an email that they shouldn't see.
Women will lie and let you think you're number 1 for the night, Google doesn't give a fu*k what you think, if you suck and are at the bottom of the list, so be it.
Google fakes algos thru dumb updates, women fake orgasms, men fake the whole relationship Google keeps DMOZ around just like a woman will keep some loser around who doesn't work, doesn't help around the house, makes a mess, beats her kids ...
I would say I do better with Google because I have top listing in a few searches. There arent that many women who think that highly of me.
If G caught you cheating bigtime your website is gonner but if your wife caught you cheating your d*ck is is a gonner <====||xxx (wife) @=====8 (?)