Google vs Women... what's/who's easier to understand?

Both are very tough to understand and completely unpredictable... What do you think

 

And both of them make our lives interesting and worthwhile...

you are right, they are similar

 

Well, Google gets easier in time ... relationships don't.

 

both are tough to understand but if you ask me this question 3 months ago, i'd definitely vote for women

 

You can download naked women using Google. You can't (and shouldn't) download naked Google using women.

So I'm voting for Google.

 

ROFL..... no you should definetely not, even though you could make a billion or two if you had the "naked" google algorithm

 

Find me a woman who likes doing seo

 

Linda , not sure about last name
one of the top seo experts, not quiet sure on the fact if she is taken or not. And she is not just the woman who does seo, shes SEO PRO, good luck with that one blogmaster =]

 

They are very similar, actually:

They both prefer older, well established, and more experienced partners

 

With google, it's not the number of pages you have, it's how you use them.

 

If you were to date a '10' you'd have a permanent hard on.
If your website reached a 'PR 10' you'd have a permanent hard on.

 

It's better to have a good #3 for your keyword and keep it for a few years, than have a #1 for a week and then disappear from their index

 

Nothing better than a deep crawl.

 

Just find the G-spot and you'll be fine ...

 

With google, the more you put in the more they pay you.

With women, the more you put in the more you pay them.

 

Google has a TOS for Adsense, women will TOSS you for trying to make sense.

 

google will give you what you ask it for, women will tell you that you don't want what you asked for and give you want they want you to have

 

Google plays games every other month, women every other minute ...

 

Both Google and women rank George W. Bush #1 for miserable failure.

 

Google is down 1 minute/month.
Women are down 1 week/month.