Google Thinks You Are Stupid!!!!!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sem-Advance, May 18, 2007.

  1. #1
    Hey

    Did you know Google thinks you are stupid??

    I know it is hard to believe but they said it in their blog.

    http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/universal-search-best-answer-is-still.html

    So now you and I are too stupid to know what we want to look for???

    I think the Googleboys have gone way too far.

    Read my blog post about putting a stop to Google once and for all.

    Google Thinks You're Stupid!


    Read it over and let me know what you think!! thanks you!!
     
    Sem-Advance, May 18, 2007 IP
  2. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #2
    Is that a joke?
     
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  3. BigBadWolf

    BigBadWolf Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Search Engines are becoming a pill of shit! Yahoo almost all the visible listings above the fold (the ones that get clicks) are ads!

    Google is now figuring ways to get more of their products in everyones faces too. They are moving away from being useful to the users to filling their own pockets with cash...
     
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  4. axlarry

    axlarry Notable Member

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    #4
    Wonder if there's any webmasters here already done that though.
     
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  5. The Stealthy One

    The Stealthy One Well-Known Member Affiliate Manager

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    #5
    Dude, you're over-reacting. :rolleyes:
     
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  6. Steupz

    Steupz Peon

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    #6
    If this is sarcasm, I need to know where to look.
     
    Steupz, May 18, 2007 IP
  7. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #7
    I think that suggestion is hilarious considering he's running Adsense.

    (I'm going to move this goofy thread to General Chat) ;)
     
    Crazy_Rob, May 18, 2007 IP
  8. Sem-Advance

    Sem-Advance Notable Member

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    Hey I didn't say I was stupid enough to ban Googlebot lol
     
    Sem-Advance, May 18, 2007 IP
  9. EliteFlyers_com

    EliteFlyers_com Active Member

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    #9
    hate to break it to ya but yeah there are ppl out there that have difficulty using a cell phone, put a computer with internet infront of them and it could get ugly!
     
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  10. Sem-Advance

    Sem-Advance Notable Member

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    You're 1000% right ;)

    I was trying to reach the few brighter people like yourself!
     
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  11. Schappster

    Schappster Peon

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    #11
    haha no this is kinda true, people arn't the brightest

    Jason
     
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  12. mikemotorcade

    mikemotorcade Peon

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    #12
    Dude, they said "even if you don't know where to look" they didn't say anything about not knowing what you want. If we did know where to look, we wouldn't need to use a search engine!!
     
    mikemotorcade, Jun 5, 2007 IP
  13. skibladner

    skibladner Peon

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    #13
    Most corporations think people are stupid. That's why they print those silly warning labels on everything.
     
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  14. rochow

    rochow Notable Member

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    #14
    Man most people are generically stupid

    I've had people ask me what was in a certain dish at a noodle place I worked at.

    Sounds fair enough right?

    This is a description of a menu item (copied from their website)
    Countless people asked me if this was a vegetarian dish, or if it contained pork, or if it came with sweet chilli sauce and many other stupid questions. I mean FFS lol work it out it's not rocket science!!! :eek:
     
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  15. LegendaryPosting

    LegendaryPosting Peon

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    #15
    i learned in one of my college business courses that you should believe that your customer knows anything!
     
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  16. mikemotorcade

    mikemotorcade Peon

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    But the fact is that the majority of customers are completely retarded. So you are supposed to ACT like they know everything, but keep in mind that they probably don't. I used to work at a drive through coffee shop and you wouldn't believe the amount of people that are completely clueless about coffee. If I believed that my customers knew everything I would get fired for making crappy coffee.
     
    mikemotorcade, Jun 6, 2007 IP