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Google Romance!

Discussion in 'Google' started by wentworth, Apr 1, 2006.

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  2. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Bah!!! I went looking for a hot chick, but got an error message. :( *cries*
     
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    INV Peon

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    [​IMG] Why didnt they show the whole body of the guy in the pic. I wonder why they cut this part out with him
     
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    mit Well-Known Member

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    Giving Error to me.

    Regards,
    Amit Verma
     
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    Baz@rr Well-Known Member

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    G's April Fool has been identified then!
     
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    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    You'll begin your Google Romance romance by uploading your profile.

    Note: those who generally favor the “throw enough stuff at the wall” approach to online dating might find it useful to employ our Batch Profile Uploading option.

    When you do a Soulmate Search, your deeply personal and potentially life-altering search results are produced solely by computer algorithm, without human intervention of any kind.

    Note: depending on your personality, you may or may not find this reassuring.


    It's important to all of us on the Google Romance team that the ads you see during your Contextual Date be useful and enjoyable, not intrusive and annoying.


    Your Contextual Date will begin with drinks at a participating upscale neighborhood bistro. Don't forget that Google Mobile offers numerous opportunities for impressing your date with quick references to news headlines, factoids and tidbits.


    As part of our effort to make your romantic endeavors more useful and relevant, we can collect information about your Contextual Dating habits in order to focus every aspect of your Contextual Date on your (and your potential soulmate's) particular strengths and weaknesses, likes and dislikes, turn-ons and turn-offs.

    Note: We only amass, data-crunch and wield your Personal Contextual Dating History with your permission, and when you're signed in to your Google Account.

    Got pressing questions about your Contextual Date? More than 500 carefully screened Contextual Dating Advisors are ready to answer your question for as little as $2.50 (per minute), usually within 24 hours and conceivably much, much sooner, depending on your levels of personal desperation and financial werewithal and the quality of your GPS signal and mobile plan.


    And you'll live happily, and contextually, ever after.



    LOL, Google has a sense of humor.
     
    Roman, Apr 1, 2006 IP
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    rubeina Invisible Staff Affiliate Manager

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    Why were you looking for HOT chicks? I thought you were some kinda "virgin for life" if you are looking for chick means you have "crack crack" in head... Anyways.. seems like people change with time :D
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    er, um, er....I'm 29 yearz old so some year I need to find a hot chick!!! :D:D:D:D
     
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    rubeina Invisible Staff Affiliate Manager

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    HAHA.. http://www.google.com/romance/start.html?#
     
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    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    Google stirkes again. I bet you they had lots of dating sites ready to phone their lawyers and sue Google. :D
     
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    Mong ↓↘→ horsePower

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    I wrote 3000 words story of my romance

    But But :eek:
    It's not accepting it :mad:








    :D
     
    Mong, Apr 1, 2006 IP
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    haha.. i'm waiting for this the whole day..
     
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    Cyrus255 Well-Known Member

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    If you go to Google.com, you will see a
    "New! Dating is a search problem. Solve it with Google Romance."

    It may be april fool's but I wouldn't be all that surprised they go ahead and do it anyways.

    :D
     
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    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    Just woke up? You're about the last one on the net to find out :D
     
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    Yeah, I just logged onto Google to see what they would come up with. The Google romance is sooooooooo obviously their attempt at a joke. Brotha. I expected more from the Mighty G. :rolleyes:
     
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    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    Notice how they take the Mickey out of themselves admitting they always go down within hours after launching something new. That was pretty funny at least...
     
    T0PS3O, Apr 1, 2006 IP
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    @Cyrus255,

    Which part of Texas are you from, bro? I'm down south in Houston.
     
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    It's deifnitely their joke. Click "Post your Google Romance Profile," and you get this:

     
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    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    Do the bulk upload, that's funnier IMO.
     
    T0PS3O, Apr 1, 2006 IP