Google Gulp Beta with auto Drink

Discussion in 'Google' started by expiringdomains, Sep 2, 2008.

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    Quench your thirst for knowledge.

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    At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)â„¢ with Auto-Drinkâ„¢ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

    Think fruity. Think refreshing.
    Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drinkâ„¢ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.


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    How to get Gulped?
    You can pick up your own supply of this "limited release" product simply by turning in a used Gulp Cap at your local grocery store. How to get a Gulp Cap? Well, if you know someone who's already been "gulped," they can give you one. And if you don't know anyone who can give you one, don't worry – that just means you aren't cool. But very, very (very!) soon, you will be.


    Google Gulp and Your Privacy
    From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlexâ„¢, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy.
     
    expiringdomains, Sep 2, 2008 IP
  2. hollinger

    hollinger Peon

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    #2
    Google is going into offline business :D
     
    hollinger, Sep 2, 2008 IP
  3. vic_msn

    vic_msn Well-Known Member

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    #3
    lol this is a prank for sure..
    google is know to come up with these king of things now and then
     
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  4. expiringdomains

    expiringdomains Peon

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    shhh! thats btw you and me rest don't know!!
     
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  5. rustybrick

    rustybrick User ID 3

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  6. Andymc

    Andymc Peon

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    #6
    Wasn't this an April Fool from a while back? :-\
     
    Andymc, Sep 3, 2008 IP
  7. MikePrice

    MikePrice Well-Known Member

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    #7
    It is true or just a joke?
    Very funny if google expand to offline business i think.
     
    MikePrice, Sep 3, 2008 IP
  8. vjlenin

    vjlenin Well-Known Member

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    #8
    This has been an april fool set up by google for a while back. What I loved the most about these pranks is Gmail paper, in which Google prints and sends you gmail correspondences in paper form. Haha, funny and innovative google I love you.
     
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  9. sp360

    sp360 Well-Known Member

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    lol, google is trying to take over everyone
     
    sp360, Sep 3, 2008 IP
  10. expiringdomains

    expiringdomains Peon

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    Get ready Juice Industry Google Gulp is here.
     
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  11. angilina

    angilina Notable Member

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    I see Google every where, soon google will take over the world :)
     
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    lycos Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Well they are known to play pranks from time to time :)
    This is more or similar like the one about April Fool's jokes. It's fun to provide a touch of humor every now and then.
     
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  13. prodigenius

    prodigenius Peon

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    #13
    Their April Fool's joke this year was HILARIOUS. The back-in-time email one.
     
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  14. irunbackwards

    irunbackwards Peon

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    #14
    Google Browser was just a joke at first as well.

    So was Google Desktop.
     
    irunbackwards, Sep 4, 2008 IP
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    Subhani Active Member

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    Ya man i actually got fooled by that one
     
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    jacky8 Active Member

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    #16
    That maybe true after 20 years if world does not end before that time.
     
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  17. Abhik

    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #17
    huh?
    It must be the last Fool's Day release from Google :)
     
    Abhik, Sep 4, 2008 IP