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Discussion in 'Guidelines / Compliance' started by Microsoft, Jun 21, 2006.

  1. tbarr60

    tbarr60 Notable Member

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    #21
    Suicide over $100? This should be the first DP member to show up in the Oddly Enough News.
    SEMrush
     
    tbarr60, Jun 21, 2006 IP
    SEMrush
  2. mavahntooth

    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    #22
    Go with yahoo... and make sure you will kill your friend. LOL
     
    mavahntooth, Jun 21, 2006 IP
  3. tonyinabox

    tonyinabox Peon

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    #23
    [​IMG]

    I have another one.
     
    tonyinabox, Jun 21, 2006 IP
  4. SelliceInWinter

    SelliceInWinter Peon

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    #24
    such a young age and already thinking of suicide :( :(
     
    SelliceInWinter, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  5. rubeina

    rubeina Invisible Staff Affiliate Manager

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    #25
    Oh what a news!!!

    Microsoft got banned by google! :D

    Maybe you can go with yahoo (don't know if they'll take you though, since microsoft is yahoo's competitor) :p
     
    rubeina, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  6. jeff forest

    jeff forest Peon

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    #26
    now this gives me an idea. Why dont I go start my own thread as well? quick way to bump bump bump my post counts up to 50.....

    Or maybe I should go start up my own hosting company!! And charge idiots more than $100 per month....
     
    jeff forest, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  7. MediaHustler

    MediaHustler Well-Known Member

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    #27
    I aimed Microsoft and here is his away message lol

    Auto response from **************
    : I have a feeling today is gonna be a shitty day. It already has been. Fuck google.
     
    MediaHustler, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  8. MediaHustler

    MediaHustler Well-Known Member

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    #28
    I got an infraction last night for "thread hijacking" when I was only telling the guy the truth.
     
    MediaHustler, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  9. BNix

    BNix Peon

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    #29
    Write to google , in case of reason 2.
     
    BNix, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  10. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #30
    Or have "your friend" write to Google for you... :D
     
    minstrel, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  11. hdpt00

    hdpt00 Peon

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    #31
    Make a business or dba and get an EIN. Problem solved.
     
    hdpt00, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  12. aeiouy

    aeiouy Peon

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    #32
    Kevin Fusco - Adsense Cheater.

    Check.

    By the way if you want to go with the "Friend" and 500 clicks and the bicycle car story, it will help if you attach some video of your friend greg actually getting hit by a car.

    If you don't have this video, I suggest you make it a priority to obtain some video of this happening and send it to google. I am sure they will set thing straight.
     
    aeiouy, Jun 22, 2006 IP
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    cafinater Peon

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    #33
    First- true story- walking across a bridge at 2 in the morning found a woman about to jump. We talked a while. She said she called the suicide hotline- and no joke- they said they didn't believe her and stop bugging her. (But if you tell them you got kicked out of adsense, they'll send over help immediately!)

    Second- I'll have to try the slapping my friends thing. I want to slap most of them anyway.

    third- it is true there are other revenue streams, but so far I haven't heard of any consistently earning as much as Google

    fourth- yeah, tell Google exactly what happened. nothing to lose.

    edit: (oh- I walked her home, she didn't jump...)
     
    cafinater, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  14. Microsoft

    Microsoft Peon

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    #34
    Try watching this: http://www.extremebumming.com/Task28.wmv see the kid with the black eye? that was filmed yesterday.
     
    Microsoft, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  15. PedstersPlanet

    PedstersPlanet Peon

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    #35
    Kids have too much time on their hands (assuming it's a young-un, going by his tantrum)...go get a paper-round job, that might pay more...:rolleyes:
     
    PedstersPlanet, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  16. letsjoy

    letsjoy Well-Known Member

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    #36
    4. Do I still get this months pay since it was over $100?


    yes you can by alternative programs
     
    letsjoy, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  17. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    #37

    Do you even know what you are talking about?
     
    fryman, Jun 22, 2006 IP
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    kthor Well-Known Member

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    #38
    can you live cam your murder then suicide ? havent seen anyone killed before<jk>
     
    kthor, Jun 22, 2006 IP
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    JJ_McClure Peon

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    #39
    For Freg u stoopid Guck!

    [​IMG]

    :p
     
    JJ_McClure, Jun 22, 2006 IP
  20. Grokodile

    Grokodile Peon

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    #40
    Get a cheap hosting account at something like Godaddy. I know a lot of people don't like them, but just as an example. Anyway, if you aren't throwing your money at an expensive host, you won't have to click your own ads to cover your costs.

    Edit: Oh sure, now I see the movie post... that'll take some bandwidth.
     
    Grokodile, Jun 22, 2006 IP