Good news for Most of the World: 11 terrorists kill themselves. HELLO VIRGINS

Well here is the good news for the week. 11 terrorists blew themselves up while trying to plant bombs and kill innocents: http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/08/21/somalia.al.qaeda.blast/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn

I wonder if heavens virgins put out for failed terrorists?

 

The only depressing thing about it all is, there will be 11 plus more scumbags to replace them.

 

May they too blow themselves up accidentally, as so many do.

 

Un-violated Virgins waiting for them in Islamic Heaven; I heard Allah special orders them for his best followers.

Long live Allah! Have you ever heard of any other god gifting his followers with un-violated virgins for blowing up buildings?

 

Do you think the virgins are short hair or long hair?

 

maybe they have blond hair

 

This is very rare.But the fact is that there will be the terrorists replacing them and the poeple who they wanted to kill before with the bomb will still be killed.So its not such a good news.

 

It is still GREAT news. Yes, there will be more terrorists - but a terrorist, or 11 in this case dying, is a great and happy thing Everyone who is a terrorist or will become a terrorist will do so anyway, there are 11 less out there because of this.

Blond virgin for the Muslims:
(HOLY CRAP - never EVER Google image search for "fat blond goat". It ends horribly.)



(Those who can't read the small text: "Arabs - I've heard they prefer blondes")

 

Y'know, I can only believe that virgins will look like this since they have a hard time getting a bloke. I hope they're not too disappointed with 70 of these:

 

>.<' That's sickening.

The process of getting to be that size would take so long; I wonder if they ever stop and notice? :S

 

Well, they'd never know because the women are behind the Burkha.

 

I wonder if those are male or female virgins

 

The mind control fundamentalist terrorists of Islam isolate those they train to be terrorists. Its too bad. There should be a worldwide effort to "educate the terrorists in training". The world wide effort would involve blasting the above pictures (and captions) and using them as evidence of what those heavenly virgins look like.

 

There is always something poetic about the combination of low intelligence and a desire to make bombs.

 

I think that if you blow your fool self up, and no kafir's are around, you don't get any virgins. You have to fetch your own coffee for all of eternity.

 

This is new low allowed on DP.
Can anyone imagine that anyone posts anything similar about Jews? Geeeee! I can only imagine outrage! That would be instant ban.

 

You are all wrong . Virgins look like this :

[video=youtube;sRlTqnB6HAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRlTqnB6HAo[/video]

 

The usual Islamophobic pack of lies about their imaginary 72 virgins.

 

That post has the word "houris" from the Hadith quote changed into "wives."

According to wikiislam.net, one of the "sexual attributes" of a "Houri" is "Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse," i.e, she is a virgin.
Source: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins

72 virgins, not 72 wives.


Also from your link:

Haha oh wow.

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Nice work trying to counter "islamophobia" with a Jew-hating website.

 

I believe that if a Muslim suicide bomber has an after life he or she gets no virgins, or if they do, they are goats.

I'm entitled to my opinion, just like you're entitled to think sexually mutilating girls makes a person a good Muslim.