One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" More such jokes at www.cowboy.in
Haha great... Heard that one before... Here is one someone posted in DP a while ago... I take no credit!!! ------------------------------------------------------- Newton's Method: Let the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. There's the Scientific way and also Bushes way. George Bush method: Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him. --------------------------------------------------------------- ~Sheen91
Nice joke..and it gives the lesson to old ones to be ware of new generation..because they are very clever..