The children were lined up in the cafeteria of an elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The teacher made a note, and posted on the apple tray “Take only one. God is watching.†Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.â€
Really funny, I like it! But one thing left out, God's omnipresence! Just the same, made me laugh, really.
God's masturbation Sorry if it offends anyone, but theres a good section on why god is male XD The Holy wrath of God! And more!