The next step is to breed pigs that have potatoes growing on them and when they die they get devided into slices of bacon by themselves.
Now if they can only gentically modify dog doo I'd be able to see where I'm biking in the woods at night
Glad to know we've solved the world's problem that hunters could not find pigs to shoot at midnight on a cloudy night. One less problem in the world
Bacon tastes fine the way it is... However, all women could benefit from a 3rd breast! (on their back, for slow dancing... )