A ragged individual stranded for several months non a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
A student was asked 2 write a signboard on traffic rulz near college campus He wrote - Drive carefully Don kil de students. Wait 4 de PROFESSORS!