Girlspeak To English Dictionary

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by login, Aug 18, 2007.

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    She says
    English
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    We need
    I want

    It's your decision
    The correct decision should be obvious by now

    Do what you want
    You'll pay for this later

    We need to talk
    I need to complain

    Sure...go ahead
    I don't want you to.

    I'm not upset
    Of course I'm upset, you moron.

    You're...so manly
    You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

    You're certainly attentive tonight.
    Is sex all you ever think about?

    I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
    I have PMS.

    Be romantic, turn out the lights.
    I have flabby thighs.

    This kitchen is so inconvenient.
    I want a new house.

    I want new curtains
    and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...

    Hang the picture there
    No, I mean hang it there!

    I heard a noise
    I noticed you were almost asleep.

    Do you love me?
    I'm going to ask for something expensive.

    How much do you love me?
    I did something today you're really not going to like...

    I'll be ready in a minute.
    Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

    Is my butt fat?
    Tell me I'm beautiful.

    You have to learn to communicate.
    Just agree with me.

    Are you listening to me!?
    [Too late, your dead.]

    Yes
    No

    No
    No

    Maybe
    No

    I'm sorry.
    You'll be sorry.

    Do you like this recipe?
    It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it.

    I'm not yelling!
    Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

    In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

    The same old thing.
    Nothing.

    Nothing.
    Everything.

    Everything.
    My PMS is acting up.

    Nothing, really.
    It's just that you're such a jerk.

    I don't want to talk about it.
    Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
     
    login, Aug 18, 2007 IP