Girls are intelligent

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    One day, a girl, 18yrs old, heard from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

    Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

    Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

    Girl: Condition!, what is that?

    Devi: You have a boy-friend?

    Girl: Yes.

    Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.

    Girl: (After thinking for some time .. ): Yes, I am ready.

    Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

    Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you. Girl: It's OK.

    Devi: Be as you wish!

    Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world.

    Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

    Girl: It's OK.

    Devi: Be as you wish.

    Devi: Now the last boon remains.

    Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

    Devi: What? Are you sure!

    Girl: Yes. Very sure!

    Devi: Be as you wish.

    Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

    Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys! Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end
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    HEY GUYS, dont worry, actually what done is something different than what you all think!

    Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy.

    Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.

    Hey....I told u girls not to read.......

     
    imnajam, Feb 28, 2007 IP
  2. koolasia

    koolasia Banned

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    #2
    lol i ve read this before but its really good n funny
     
    koolasia, Feb 28, 2007 IP
  3. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    No they r not.They can only b preety and cute.Boys r more intelligent.
     
    getjimmy, Mar 1, 2007 IP
  4. Zerosleep

    Zerosleep Established User

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    what I can say is Girls are Cruel :D and Jealous
    But In no way they are Intelligent then Boys ;)
     
    Zerosleep, Mar 1, 2007 IP
  5. *SUNNY*

    *SUNNY* Banned

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    #5
    lol read this long ago but still very interesting.
     
    *SUNNY*, Mar 1, 2007 IP
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    KingofKings Banned

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    That's stupid.... girls are intelligent... and I love an intelligent hot chick. :cool:
     
    KingofKings, Mar 2, 2007 IP
  7. immortality

    immortality Peon

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    #7
    I could feel my IQ drop as I read this.


    Nothing can beat a hott girl who is also smart.
     
    immortality, Mar 2, 2007 IP
  8. future

    future Banned

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    #8
    your joke is nice but if ask us to tell Who is intel then I think bith, the matter is using the skilles and thinking in right direction
     
    future, Mar 3, 2007 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #9
    old one but a good one. the story line is different than the version I had already heard but the 'moral' / outcome is the same :)
     
    timsdd, Mar 3, 2007 IP
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    Well untill now i didn't met any inteligent girls untill i met such a girl they are less inteligent ....
     
    w3bmaster, Mar 4, 2007 IP
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    Those girls who are good looking are not,and for those who are not good looking,they are always intelligent.
     
    gimilin, Mar 9, 2007 IP
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    PamelaW Peon

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    I've met attractive women who are intelligent and unattractive women who are ugly. Pretty women rely less on their brains and more on their "assets" so they sometimes don't try as hard. However, some women are just born slower than others. Generalizing that all pretty women are dumb is dumb in itself.

    Signed,
    Average looking woman
     
    PamelaW, Mar 19, 2007 IP
  13. rays

    rays Active Member

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    lol :D funny one ..

    moral of the story : beauty and brain can't stay with each other!

    thanks for sharing
     
    rays, Mar 19, 2007 IP
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    shouldn't his bf be 100x more handsome than the most handsome guy in the world since she is 10x more beauitful than the most beautiful girl in the world ? :p

    Just fooling with ya

    Good one!
     
    whitevitz, Mar 20, 2007 IP
  15. manni

    manni Active Member

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    Girls are intelligent lol :)
     
    manni, Mar 21, 2007 IP