Gidday from Oz ..I'm building a $1,000,000 highly ranked WeBSiTE for under $100...

Gidday all at digitalpoint.. thanks for droppin' in and letting me share this with you.. I'm Merv and I'm excited.. and here's my unique story...

It all started when I was havin' a meeting at my local drinkin' hole "The Para Hotel" (Paradise Hotel next to Puffing Billy in the hills of Melbourne) with my cousin Akay47 & The Tecoma Cowboy about doin' a website about our local community radio show.. they told me it would cost about $700 for a dime a dozen website.. I said bullshit, let's do it ourselves and forget the $90 per hour nancy boy website developers and their talk about about spending over $100,000 to build a website in this current Net phenomenon with prices going in to the $100 million plus category for sales of websites.. so I said I could easily build a website worth over a $1 million with no more than the money required to grab a domain name and the hosting costs, and without absolutely nothing spent on advertising... I also went on to say I could get 200,000,000 hits by 31st Dec '06.. yes I shot off my mouth claiming I could get 200 million page hits by the end of the year.. and to top that off, I had to go one better again and claim that I could get a World Alexa Ranking in the top 10,000 by the end of 2006 also.. that got their attention..

..why do I have such confidence with my only skills coming from my experience in 1984 with a Commodore 64 computer.. and a background in truck drivin', car parts and bouncing??.. well that's my secret, I don't have tunnel vision like all the computer nerds who are crippled with I.T.A.P ~ Information Technology Analysis Paralysis.. I instead use street smarts, lateral thinkin', empathy, psychology and personality.. and the most basic PC and programs, just to prove a point, it's not always about what you spend...

[*pause here.. must go to fridge for another beer*]

..ok.. I'm back.. so if ya wondering how sHaMoZzLe.com is going.. well you tell me??.. is 1 million unique visitors in the first 12 months ok??.. is our Alexa World Ranking of 42,277 after 12 months ok??.. which is now beating every Australian commercial radio and TV station .. with a daily average occasionally hittin' 6,000 to 12,000 on alexa.. and my Mervs200MillionHitHomepage has had 4.1 million hits in 5 months.. a page I started as a joke to send up all the crap websites about havin' a bet with a mate for millions of hits.. and just one video from the sHaMoZzLe ViDEO VAULT "When Webcam Cybersex Goes Wrong" has now had 44,810 views in a few weeks.. and my daughter who now calls herself The Aussie Paris Hilton ~ Paris Skilton on our website has brought in over 88,400 hits through her controversial poll.. and is it good when ya get the No.1 Google out of 2.9 million when it's above the the actual band with that domain "Wolfmother home" ??.. and "Simpsons Theme" @ No.22 of 7.3 million.. and "wrong videos" @ No.18 of 50.5 million etc.. etc.. is that bloody great or not?..

..okay I'm startin' to sound a bit like a wanker now (or tosser, dependin' where ya come from).. but the problem is, gettin from this stage to the next stage, that's the hardest part.. that's why I'm here to learn and share in exchange.. I'm in panic mode now.. time is runnin' out for my challenge.. so any no cost tips and secrets ya can share would be appreciated!.. and congratulations, you actually read all that??.. amazing!!

Regards BiG MERV.. merv.com.au & sHaMoZzLe.com
Melbourne Australia

P.S. this is the best forum I have ever seen on this stuff.. it's bloody great!

 

hi there Merv, welcome to DP, congratulations on your awesome Alexa rating and other big achievements!

 

Welcome. Enjoy your stay

 

..thanks Primeryder

 

Hi Merv. Welcome to the fantastic world of Digital Point. Enjoy your stay and best wishes with your endeavor.

 

..thanks Evescence

 

Welcome to DP!

I'm a Canberran, nice to see you here!

 

Gidday MattKNC

I have another new domain now www.BigMerv.com

 

i love Australia~the place i dream to be there~

 

welcome and congrats with your website success..

 

Congrats and welcome to DP...

Enjoy your stay...

 

where did you disappear to during the last 8 months?