Q: Where do ghosts buy their food? A: At the ghost-ery store. = = = = = = = = = = Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning? A: Boonanas and Booberries. ============================= What kind of street does a ghost like best ? A dead end ! ============================= How do ghosts like their eggs cooked ? Terrifried ! ==================== What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night. ------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does a ghost swim in? A: The Dead sea! = = = = = = = = = = Why were ancient Egyptian children confused ? Because their daddies were mummies ! --Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert ? A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream ! ---------------------------- Q: What did one ghost say to another? A: Do you believe in people? -------------------------- Where do ghosts get an education ? High sghoul ! So funny..na???
a ghost walks into a shop and asks the man: ' can I have a loaf of bread please' 'no' replies the man 'this is a builders merchants'