get a senior web dev for 3 weeks for $600

Discussion in 'Programming' started by helpplease, Apr 7, 2008.

  1. #1
    I'm selling my ass due to client let down:

    need: $600 paypal in next few hours

    in return: me for 3 weeks.

    I am:

    Key Skills
    8 Years Senior Internet Application Developer
    8 Years Server Administrator
    2 Years running all aspects of a web design & development company
    2 years dedicated business analysis and solution implementation for a large online retailer
    Experienced developing for SME's and Global Enterprises alike
    Experienced Consultant and Contract Developer

    PHP
    4, 5, 6 OO + CLI + Various Frameworks [primary lang] 3 Years

    Perl 5
    Modular 2 Years

    ASP Classic, Sun VBScript + JScript 5 Years

    MySQL 3, 4, 5
    Stored Procedures, Views, Spatial Extension, Command Line 7 Years

    SQL Server2000/5
    DTS, T-SQL, Stored Procedures 7 Years
    ECMAScript
    Java/JScript OO 8 Years

    DOM API 3
    Events, Nodes, xmlHTTPRequest (DHTML/AJAX) 4 Years

    (X)HTML 4, 5, 1, 1.1
    Strict, Basic, Print, MOD 8 Years

    XML
    various RDF, RSS, XSL, XSLT, XMLRPC, various other *ML's 5 Years

    CSS 2/3
    Selectors, Psuedo, Box Model, Conditional 5 Years

    Flex 2, 3 + Actionscript 1, 2, 3
    OO 5 Years

    Non Primary Languages & Technologies: Python, PostgreSQL, BASH, CGI, .net (C#), JSP, Java, C++, Visual Basic 5/6

    Further:
    Very experienced integrating in with 3rd Party Applications, API's and web services via unix / tcp socket transport protocols

    Awareness:
    W3C standards compliant [ W3C WCAG 1.0 | WAI-ARIA ], backwards compatibility, browser independance and compatibility, code optimisation, hand coding.

    Tools:
    internet connection + ssh + putty + command line, [ nano | vim | textpad | notepad | ultraedit]

    Packages: Zend IDE / Eclipse IDE, Firefox / Thunderbird, Full Adobe / Macromedia Suite, MySQL Administrator, Microsoft / Open Office

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    Anybody want 3 weeks top quality work from a dev who's normally $600 a day - a steal from a desperate guy who don't want homeless kids tomorrow!

    UK Based - can work US hours easily, full contact details given etc (I've also got a fleet of highspec anonymous dedicated servers and lots of v custom blackhat tools + seo tricks

    please?
     
    helpplease, Apr 7, 2008 IP
  2. Barti1987

    Barti1987 Well-Known Member

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    #2
    Why don't you look for a job?

    With your experience, you can easily get a job with minimum $100K a year.

    Peace,
     
    Barti1987, Apr 7, 2008 IP
  3. helpplease

    helpplease Banned

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    Thats the thing, I do.. finished one contract 6 weeks, start a full time next month, had a project in the middle to tide through which I've been doing and payment has fallen through :( leaving me + family high and dry with everything within site (you know the "break"), and on the verge (hours away) from loosing everything.

    real all or nothing situation.
     
    helpplease, Apr 7, 2008 IP
  4. Ulf the wolf

    Ulf the wolf Peon

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    Sooo... How much work does 3 weeks actually amount to?
     
    Ulf the wolf, Apr 7, 2008 IP
  5. helpplease

    helpplease Banned

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    #5
    Really don't have time to mess around now - spent all night waiting on somebody who didn't produce :(

    3 weeks work = 3 weeks solid full time work, morning till night.

    2 hours left to sort this, please guys think hard, I'm not the average developer, you'll be getting one hell of a deal and helping a family stay off the streets.

    Sincere regards,

    Nathan
     
    helpplease, Apr 8, 2008 IP
  6. SHPPIman

    SHPPIman Peon

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    Good luck buddy, I've been there. If I didn't do my own coding I'd hire you :)
     
    SHPPIman, Apr 8, 2008 IP
  7. helpplease

    helpplease Banned

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    #7
    thanks for the good luck :D it worked - couple of old clients came good :)

    now all one needs is to figure out how to get £500 paypal into £450 pounds sterling in the next couple of hours!
     
    helpplease, Apr 8, 2008 IP