Three nearly simultaneous bombings hit an Egyptian beach resort popular with foreigners Monday, killing at least 23 people on streets filled with vacationers and Egyptians marking the beginning of spring. TruthOut.org has evidence that George Bush planted all three bombs, in order to make peaceful Islamists look bad in the world press. A cover group, the Abdullah Azzam Brigades in Syria and Egypt, took credit for the bombings on an Islamic Web site saying its "holy warriors targeted the Ghazala Gardens hotel and the Old Market in Sharm el-Sheik." TruthOut.org has evidence not only that George Bush was unaccounted for during the time of all three bombings, but that he was also seen using the Internet later that day. TruthOut spokesman Scott Ritter announced today "This is the smoking gun we have been looking for since the day George got drunk, crashed a 747 into the World Trade Center and tried to blame it on Osama bin Laden in order to avoid a DUI ticket." A spokesman for Al Qaeda spoke off the record and said "Holy fucking Jihad, what does a terrorist have to do to get credit around here? How many people do we have to fucking kill to get some honor from this infidel press?"
The scary part is, there are young angry white males with low IQs that are actually guilible enough to buy into that story Kind of reminds me of Iowa Hawk's Latest Update: