George Bush goes to a school - a Joke

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Rage, Jul 23, 2006.

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    George Bush goes to a school George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

    “Bob”.

    “And what is your question, Bob?”

    “I have 3 questions.

    First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

    Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?

    And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

    Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh that’s right — question time. Who has a question?”

    A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. “Steve”

    “And what is your question, Steve?”

    “I have 5 questions.

    First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

    Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?

    Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

    Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

    And fifth, Where is “Bob”? !!
     
    Rage, Jul 23, 2006 IP
  2. neo2525

    neo2525 Peon

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    eh...Its ok
     
    neo2525, Jul 23, 2006 IP
  3. joelviztech

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    #3
    not terrible, but not good. Lets hear some better ones
     
    joelviztech, Jul 26, 2006 IP
  4. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    BDS Alert!
     
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  5. Mr.Rock

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    :D Funny Rage.... good work, keep it up buddy!!
     
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  6. dynamic

    dynamic Peon

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    Well, OBL's wife
    [​IMG]
     
    dynamic, Jul 27, 2006 IP
  7. darksat

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    Is that his wife.
    I am sure I have slept with her.
    She gives good head.
     
    darksat, Jul 28, 2006 IP
  8. SakaryaLee

    SakaryaLee Well-Known Member

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    hahaha cool man :)
     
    SakaryaLee, Jul 28, 2006 IP