Mih cit n0t n gOOglE.HALP!!!!!!!!! I r@gged d0main 2 h0urs ago.Mah iz wOried.HALP MAH MoNei On domain waste...me iz poorrr..ver poor so wAste mah $ 0n ban d0main.halp halp halp!! I h0ope dP mambers can't halp mE . mah english no g00d.sOrry about thier.
Well first, it will take longer than 2 hours to get a new domain indexed. You aren't banned, and if you think you wasted money on a $9 domain, you probably shouldn't be in the webmaster/entrepreneur business in the first place.
mah iz t00 p00r tu aff0rd 9$!p00r..plz halp meh.D0main regged 2.5 hoUr ago.GAVe meh tiPs tu make M0nies.
I would recommend keeping your day job. It'll probably take at least a few months for you to get anything done and making a decent profit. For someone as new as you, it could even be more than a year to learn most of the stuff there is to making money online. What's the domain?
This guys an idiot, theres one thing to have bad grammar and english, bUt TyPinG LikE ThIs is diFferEnt....
Actually, the guy is pretty funny IMO. I don't know what his goal is for making this thread but it made me and a couple of my friends laugh. He's probably a DP regular who got sick of seeing all the idiotic threads being made so he decided to make a joke thread...just nobody seems to be laughing or getting the joke except me ;\