funy funny funny classified ads

seobeginner Well-Known Member

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sun and kisses said: ↑

the last one was funny haha
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theres another one like that too

For sale: brand new motorbike, stanley 1122 , wife made me sell because do whatever the **** you want didn't mean what i though it did

lol something like that

another one:
2 seater coupe for sale,wife forgot to take the pill.gutted

seobeginner, Jun 27, 2008 IP

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#22

seobeginner said: ↑

These are real from ads in city newspapers

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.

(man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.

(sure...thanx for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

(in months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

(check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

(howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

(wow! A free trip to heaven?)

7. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

8. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

(nice work!)
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Tell me these things didn't happen in US.

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#23

its soooo hilarious!!

shameera, Jun 30, 2008 IP

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#24

funny hahahaha...................

ankitsoldak, Jun 30, 2008 IP

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#25

Just love this one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

I'm a married guy, so... you know what i mean.

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PCSandwich said: ↑

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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LMAO!!! the best joke ever!!!

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#27

seobeginner said: ↑

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
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This one is really nice.........Thanks for sharing these LOL items

maverick123, Jun 30, 2008 IP