Funny Webmaster Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DavidFa1976, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. #1
    Hey there fellow webmasters! As a pick up line website owner and a member in this webmaster forum I thought maybe giving a little something back to the community, so I brainstormed an entire night and wrote some funny webmaster pick up lines for you to enjoy:

    1. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty…
    2. I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you. (That was the day my website got promoted to PR5, by the way…)
    3. So, you visit this website often?
    4. Didn't I see you on the homepage of Vogue? What is it, PR6?
    5. Is the Adobe homepage from Tennessee? Cause it's the only PR10 I see...
    6. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming...
    7. So, should we go to your homepage or mine?
    8. Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website…
    9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and R together.
    10. Is your website as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside?
    11. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password…
    12. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling on my laptop…
    13. You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Here it's just an HTML course for beginners...
    14. My love for you is like the space on my web host server... never-ending!
    15. (Email to competitor webmaster) "Was your father a thief? ’Cause someone stole one of my articles and put it on your website…”
    P.S, If you’re going to share these with your webmaster related site/blog visitors, please show your appreciation and mention my website (see my signature) so they can enjoy more types of funny pick up lines...
    Thank you! :)

    Dave F
     
    DavidFa1976, Oct 29, 2009 IP
  2. Sweetcheeks12354

    Sweetcheeks12354 Peon

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    #2
    You can call me signature, because I'm always under you
     
    Sweetcheeks12354, Oct 29, 2009 IP
  3. ZXT

    ZXT Peon

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    #3
    Very nice and creative. I like it.
     
    ZXT, Oct 29, 2009 IP
  4. keen4kash

    keen4kash Well-Known Member

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    #4
    this is funny they made up some humour for us nerd webmasters :)
     
    keen4kash, Oct 29, 2009 IP
  5. Gwen78

    Gwen78 Peon

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    #5
    Is that a Yahoo in your pants...or are you just happy to see me??

    ;)
     
    Gwen78, Oct 29, 2009 IP
  6. wwws

    wwws Notable Member

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    #6
    How about this one:

    Hey babe, wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo 'till I Google all over your Facebook?
     
    wwws, Oct 29, 2009 IP
  7. DavidFa1976

    DavidFa1976 Peon

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    #7
    haha!!! Dirty, but funny... lol!
    :D
     
    DavidFa1976, Oct 30, 2009 IP
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    Love* Well-Known Member

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    #8
    You sure this is a pick-up line?
     
    Love*, Oct 31, 2009 IP
  9. organicCyborg

    organicCyborg Peon

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    #9
    wwws reminded me of this one. It's made it's way around the internet, but it's worth reposting.
    (originally from bash.org

     
    organicCyborg, Oct 31, 2009 IP
  10. radhika.writer

    radhika.writer Well-Known Member

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    #10
    I liked this one :D. Funny indeed.
     
    radhika.writer, Oct 31, 2009 IP
  11. wwe_fan9417

    wwe_fan9417 Notable Member

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    #11
    I liked these two..
    1) You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty…
    8.) Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website...

    Great Collection.. Thanks for sharing David..;)
     
    wwe_fan9417, Oct 31, 2009 IP
  12. Ducati1198

    Ducati1198 Peon

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    #12

    lol that was great!...the last time I Googled all over someones Facebook was on my wedding night ;)
     
    Ducati1198, Oct 31, 2009 IP