I was at a government hospital today for a little back pain I have been having for some time. Unfortunately the doctor had just left on his daily rounds probably... So I was the first one to be sitting on the waiting chairs. Here's what was happenning in the next few minutes. Another patient came in and I said to myself: Ahh, here's company . He peeped in the doc's room turned around and asked, "Where is the doctor?" . ( Stupid! whenever he goes to pee, he leaves a full report with me). Sits next to me . Oh, wonderful here comes a beautiful lady. Can't you have come a little earlier... She too peeps in the doc's room , turns around and asks : " Is the doctor on Leave?" ( Yes, and we are waiting for tomorrow.) Sits next to the stupid guy. Another fool comes in, peeps in the doc's room, turns around and sits next to the lady. ( My mistake, he was not a fool.) Suddenly asks, "When is the doctor coming back?" ( JackAss!!!) Another man comes in, peeps in, ( you know where), turns around and asks, " Is the doctor not in the room?" ( Idiot, were you looking for time in the doctor's room...) Ahh!!! here comes a Nurse dressed in white and looked like a piece of coal coming out of a diamond mine. ( OK not just a piece but a full 100 kilo sack!) Nobody opens their mouth. ( Morons...she's the one who probably has answers to whatever you were asking me...) Nurse goes away. Few minutes later the doctor comes in and I follow him in the room for the check up. He looks at the X-rays and writes a vitamin capsule and advises me for some exercise. I got up to leave, turn around and ask, "Doctor, will I be fine?" ( Idiot if you were dying won't I have written a few more tests and got you admitted for intensive care...) Wonder what goes in the doctor's head whole day... regards jeet
It happens a lot of times, You are at a movie hall and would bump into a friend and the very obvious question he would ask is 'So, you here to watch movie?'
Like your interesting stories, i start to read them and have to finish? Yea, you gonna love ppl sometimes...