funny / stupid titles on submissions to directories

I decided to open a thread where people can post the most funny / stupid titles they received on submissions to directories.

My first contribution
Title “We offer our help to anybody who need legal forms.”
from “10minutelegalforms.com”
even badly written should say “anybody who needs legal”

Anyone in is right mind expects to be approved with this title in on a submission to a free directory.

 

Today I got a submission with this :

title : ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????lida?????????????????????????????

from : ??????????????????????????????????????//??????????????????????lida????????????????????????????????????????

 

I get this one all the time always on different IP

Url: http:///listing_save.asp

 

Can anyone prepare a list of submissions we must ban, I mean banning their Ip's!

 

umm... some one i know was talking about this list a few days ago.. I cant evan remember who it was. They had a huge black list of spammers ip's and proxy servers ect... It annoys me now, i was offerd it free and i just said. "Well i own a pr0 directory and i hardly get any submissions" but.. Atleast i could have passed it onto you. I'll look around again, i mean not promising it will completly stop spam becouse i mean any one can just post the most random website ect.. but. Atleast it will help stop the known spammers ect..

Regards,

Jason

 

AnOn is trying to do something about this, but I think this comments are off-topic, don’t you?

 

OMG, this thread is so tempting. Can dmoz editors play too?

 

Off course just shoot your fantastic tiles. LOLOLOLOL

 

crap, been getting so many dumb ones, and can't find the best ones now, not without sieving thru 100s of backed up submissions first

 

Opps sorry ask!

Just that I am soo much feedup with these dump submissions, tired banning them, every time I open my directory I see new submissions... but same dump crap submissions...

 

My free blog directory is out of control with spam, what can be done to control it?

 

Another out off-topic comment, there are other threads on this, this one is only for posting funny submissions you have on your “out of control by spam blog directory”

I suggest you charge 0.50 and just delete the submissions that don’t pay

 

I don't know blogmaster, if you figure it out please let us know.

DMOZ is still down, but I'll find plenty as soon as I get back to editing.

 

Earlier today i got a:

 

How about this:

 

Looks very good, the tramadol guy is also submitting to my directory.