Mr.X: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Mr.X: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Mr.X: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Mr.X: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Mr.X: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Mr.X: Bcoz it is Black & White Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.. Mr.X to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? Mr.X attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Mr.X: If U give me the address I will go there sir. Mr.X in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Mr.X: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Mr.X: "All are born on government holidays...!!! Mr.X: Miss, Did u call 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Mr.X: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Mr.X: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
ok, but everyone can't understand your joke. this is an english forum and better if you share only english jokes. ~jakki~
Impossible to Please A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."