Funny SMS Jokes in English...Must Read it

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    Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa Singh were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “Hey guys, what is your favorite flower? ”

    The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’ ‘Ha, I wipe my shit with that! ’ the Englishman jeered.
    The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower.

    The Muslim replied: “Chameli” ‘Ha I wipe my shit with that! ’ The Englishman response

    The Muslim also got angry but kept quite.

    The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favorite flower? ’ Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “Now wipe your ass with that! ”
     
    delhidon, Jun 21, 2008 IP
  2. mimm

    mimm Banned

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    #2
    :)
    Nice joke, mate!
     
    mimm, Jun 21, 2008 IP
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    mobilebuzz Banned

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    #3
    haha
    nice joke
     
    mobilebuzz, Jun 21, 2008 IP
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    #4
    That's funny.
     
    hiyukaus, Jun 21, 2008 IP
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    bordello Notable Member

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    #5
    Lol.....very nice joke;)thanks for sharing
     
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    RDesign Active Member

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    #6
    nice joke delhidon
     
    RDesign, Jun 21, 2008 IP
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    dairyman Notable Member

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    #7
    This was already posted! Anyway, it is funny :)
     
    dairyman, Jun 21, 2008 IP
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    Kontent.solutions Peon

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    #8
    :) --- nice joke ...

    /G
     
    Kontent.solutions, Jun 21, 2008 IP
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    greenicon Well-Known Member

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    #9
    :D lol
    nice cactus :D
     
    greenicon, Jun 21, 2008 IP
  10. rockinfuture

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    #10
    Thats a funny one!! If you have more then do share with us!! :)
     
    rockinfuture, Jun 21, 2008 IP
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    #11
    LOL but cactus is not a flower :D
     
    ArticleScholar, Jun 22, 2008 IP
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    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #12
    Hahahaha.... Nice one. :D
     
    dynashox, Jun 22, 2008 IP
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    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #13
    Nice joke :D Is it from santa-banta.com :confused: They have huge collection :p

    DON.
     
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    #14
    Thanks for sharing! :D
     
    TheVccMatey, Jun 22, 2008 IP
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    #15
    noted... :D
     
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    farooqaaa Well-Known Member

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    #16
    hahah.. Funny one..

    But... Cactus isn't a flower?
     
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    #17
    haha nice one
     
    choice, Jun 22, 2008 IP
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    #18
    ha ha, btw yeh sardar to asardar hai
    @farooqa that was part of the joke
     
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    #19
    Lol. Maybe change "cactus" to "rose" and you can stay with flowers?
     
    slapshot, Jun 22, 2008 IP
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    My sides are splitting. Not.
     
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