What are some of the funniest signatures you have ever seen or would like to see someone have. Here is a funny one (it's stupid, but it gave me a chuckle): I Finally Found The True Meaning Of Christmas ... It Was Neil Diamond BTW, in writing this post on funny signatures I had a random thought. What would a squirrel think or do if it saw a flying squirrel for the first time? Yes I know that was random, but... seriously lol.