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Mine is...

i ran over a monster because thats how i roll


This is TOO funny -
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> Pick the month you were born:
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> January----- --------- ----I kicked
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> February---- --------- ---I loved
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> March------- --------- ----I karate chopped
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> April------- --------- ------I licked
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> May--------- --------- -----I jumped on
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> June-------- --------- -----I smelled
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> July-------- --------- ------I did the Macarena With
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> August------ --------- ---I had lunch with
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> September--- --------- -I danced with
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> October----- --------- ---I sang to
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> November---- --------- -I yelled at
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> December---- --------- -I ran over
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> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
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> 1-------a birdbath
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> 2-------a monster
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> 3-------a phone
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> 4-------a fork
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> 5-------a snowman
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> 6-------a gangster
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> 7-------my mobile phone
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> 8-------my dog
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> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
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> 10-------my neighbor
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> 11-------my science teacher
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> 12-------a banana
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> 13-------a fireman
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> 14-------a stuffed animal
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> 15-------a goat
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> 16-------a pickle
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> 17-------your mom
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> 18-------a spraise the lord
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> 19-------a smurf
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> 20-------a baseball bat
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> 21-------a ninja
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> 22-------Chuck Norris
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> 23-------a noodle
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> 24-------a squirrel
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> 25-------a football player
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> 26-------my sister
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> 27-------my brother
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> 28-------an ipod
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> 29-------a surfer
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> 30-------a llama
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> 31-------A homeless guy
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> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
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> White------- --because I'm cool like that
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> Black------- --because that's how I roll.
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> Pink-------- ---be cause I'm NOT crazy.
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> Red--------- ---because the voices told me to ..
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> Blue-------- ---because I'm sexy and I do what I want
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> Green------- --because I think I need some serious help.
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> Purple------ ---because I'm AW ESOME!
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> Gray-------- ---because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
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> Yellow------ --because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
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> Orange ------ -because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
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> Brown------- --because I can.
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> Other------- ---because I'm a Ninja !
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> None-------- ---because I can't control myself .
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I smelled a banana because Big Bird said to and he's my leader

I dont like banana's

 

I jumped on your mom because I can't control myself.

 

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