Imagine Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Santa : Simple, Stop imagining. ******************************************* Santa fell out Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain ******************************************* Banta fell in love Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End. A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality." ******************************************* Fighting santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. *************************************** The Plane Ride Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY, while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY" , air hostess : " B-silent please ", santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!! !!!!!! "