Funny quotes about men and women

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Scriptona, Oct 21, 2007.

  1. #1
    I have read those quotes and found them cool to share here :D


    1. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
    2. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
    3. Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
    4. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
    5. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
    6. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
    7. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
    8. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
    9. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
    10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
    11. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
    12. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
    And Number 13 is ? :p
     
    Scriptona, Oct 21, 2007 IP
  2. xPsycho

    xPsycho Peon

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    #2
    lol nice find.
    My favs are #1 and #5.:D
     
    xPsycho, Oct 21, 2007 IP
  3. prinzcy

    prinzcy Active Member

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    #3
    Nice :D Could try that!

    Well, don't stand in anybody way if they want to learn how to drive.
     
    prinzcy, Oct 21, 2007 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    Either that, or becuase pretty, dumb girls get more attention than smart, ugly ones. :rolleyes:
     
    buffalo, Oct 21, 2007 IP
  5. AAZZ

    AAZZ Active Member

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    Lmao great ones, I like #1 best there is!
     
    AAZZ, Oct 21, 2007 IP
  6. aloui

    aloui Banned

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    lolz :D really funny :D i like no. 9 hahahaha
     
    aloui, Oct 22, 2007 IP
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    info_mamaru2007 Banned

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    #7
    I like post num 3...Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

    I also like num 6 # Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. LOL!
     
    info_mamaru2007, Oct 22, 2007 IP
  8. eruct

    eruct Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Nice list :D
    I think 13 should be:
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
     
    eruct, Oct 22, 2007 IP
  9. Lemon116

    Lemon116 Active Member

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    Yup its 13

    Haha nice ones, I like 3,5,7,10 bahh I like all of EM :)
     
    Lemon116, Oct 22, 2007 IP
  10. pharmagurl07

    pharmagurl07 Banned

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    hahaha.... i like 8 and 9... really funny@!@
     
    pharmagurl07, Oct 22, 2007 IP