I have read those quotes and found them cool to share here Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. And Number 13 is ?
I like post num 3...Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! I also like num 6 # Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. LOL!
Nice list I think 13 should be: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.