Hey, Was reading a joke site and thought this was hilarious. "Little johnny's class was assigned to think of an article/story that they are interested in for the class. The next day Johnny stood up and went to the blackboard and drew a period, the teacher asked him whats so interesting about a period Johnny? Johnny replied I'd be dammned if I knew because; This morning my sister was missing a period and my dad had a heart attack, my mum fainted and the man next door shot himself!" Maybe some rep?