I bet those jokes came out from the mind of a person who finally got fed up with windows. Anyway nice one. Had a good laugh there
LMAO... it's not Windows 95 anymore it's Windows Vista... at any rate, I'll add to the funny joke stuff... Winders 98 - The Alabama Edition It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help understanding the commands. The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note: the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption Dialup Networking is called Good Ol’ Boys Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard Hard Drive is referred to as 4 Wheel Drive floppies are them little ol’ plactic disc thangs. Other features: Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape. * OK ats aww-right * cancel hail no * reset awa shoot * yes shore * no Naaaa * find hunt-fer it * go to over yonder * back back yonder * help hep me out here * stop ternit off * start crank it up * settings sittins * programs stuff at does stuff * documents stuff I done done Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to winders 98: * tiperiter A word processor * colering book a graphics program * addin mershene calculator * outhouse paper notepad * jupe-box CD Player * iner-net Microsoft Explorer * pichers A graphics viewer * IRS M/S accounting software * IRS2 M/S accounting software with hidden files * coon dog American kennel club records * fishin Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records * NRA National Rifle Association * shot gun Remington Arms price list * riffel Winchester price list * pisstel Smith and Wesson price list * truck Ford and Chevrolet dealers in AL by zip code * house Nearest Mobile home repair service by zip code * car same as truck just need two, list in Alabama * cuzzins family history (usually a 3 meg file) * tax records usually an empty file * shells ammunition inventory (another 3 meg file) * bud list of Budwiser dealers by zip code * rasin NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race * car ‘n truck parts nearest junk yard by zip code * doc veterinarians by zip code We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Alabama edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement copy.
Hope Bill gates reads this post and he will get to know some of his loose points regarding his company and Windows horrible errors sometimes. Nice Jokes Thanks for sharing them
hahaha... coincidently every word the pilot said was true Whenever you have any problem, your help center can give you 100's of answers but never a correct one