I was googling for knicknames for Jesus Christ and I came across this site: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/ Basically people submit funny lists. A few of them include and my favourite There must be 1000's of them on that site
Five Things Rick Astley Is Never Gonna Do Give you up. Let you down. Run around. Desert you. Touch you inappropriately. hahahahah chuckle made my morning so far.............. lol