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Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by sarathy, Apr 2, 2008.

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    It was a really hot day at the office. The air conditioning was out and there were about 20 people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.

    All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelt. One man said, "Uh oh, someone's deodorant isn't working."

    A man in the corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any."

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    1. An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man,
    Sir, shall I give you a lift?
    The old man replied,
    No need I live on the ground floor

    2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
    T : Why r u fighting?
    S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
    T : Why should that bother you?
    S : I too left my answer sheet blank
    T : So¦?
    S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.

    3. A : B, which is this crop in the farm?
    B : This is cotton from which clothes are made.
    A : Then when will shirts and pants grow on it?

    4. Teacher : Why are you late?
    Student : Because there was a sign which tells School ahead, go slow.

    5. A : Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge?
    B : Because it is full of HOT NEWS.

    6. Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?
    Student : I donâ„¢t know.
    Professor : Absolutely correct.

    7. Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket?
    Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.
    C : What would you do if you lose both?
    P : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.
    C : ????????

    8. Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.
    Salesman : Donâ„¢t worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.

    9. Teacher : I killed a person, convert this sentence into future tense.
    Student : The future tense you will go to jail.

    10. Mother : Reena, tell me why does a bear have itâ„¢s body covered with hair?
    Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.
     
    sarathy, Apr 2, 2008 IP