OK, that cool games and programs didnt really go down too well (LOL no replys) so how about instead talkin' abut funny jokes you know
Yeah! what do u get when u cross a fish and an elephant? swimming trunks! what did the hat say to the scarf? You go round a neck i'll go on ahead! LMAO You got any?
Not so much a joke, this fits the Stuff category... A BIT OF WISDOM An old man and a young boy were traveling through their village with their donkey. The boy rode the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked: "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk. Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying: "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey." The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story ? If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye!
That's a good moral e10. Very true indeed. What do you call an Irishman bouncing off a wall? Rick O'Shay
Two old ladies sitting in church. One turns to the other and says, ¨You know, Flora, we´ve been here so long my bum has gone to sleep!¨ Her companion replied, ¨Yes, Dora, I know. I´ve heard it snoring three times.¨
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too. 4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too. 5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug.
No, yfs1 is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, yfs1 does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, yfs1 does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, yfs1 does that too. 4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. yfs1 does that, too. 5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, yfs1 does that, too. Until now it seems yfs1 is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So yfs1 is not a virus. He's a bug. lmao Dont forget the rep guys ! __________________
Was a joke, Dont try and divert attention from the real problem The only benefit of rep to me is the sig.
they are seriously good jokes ppl, keep 'em comin' in! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololololololololololololololololololololol i just remembered another joke a man is coming home from the pub one night, and he tkes a shortcut through a grave yard, and he notices that a grave stone has fallen over, so he picks it up and walks away, and it falls over again, so he goes back picks it up and makes sure that it doesnt fall over again, and he walks away, and it does. So he tries to find some wire or string to hold the grave stone up, and he finds some wire and attaches it to the grave stone and a tree near by to stop it falling over. Two days later two other ppl r walking through the grave yard and one of 'em says "he's doing alright hes got a phone installed in his coffin!"
nice jokes guys i remember reading some at this site http://www.yallajokes.com/ the main page u tube vdo s hillarious
Few one liners i came across. Maybe old but worth a share! Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I love joke threads and blogs. (especially after a hard day at the office, laughter is the best medicine)