wife placed the dinner on the road... when husband comes home..he asked: why you do this... wife: do remember its saying by you that we will take dinner out. hahahahaha
A man comes home one day and says, "Guess what honey? Pack your bags, I won the lottery!" The wife squeals with delight and says, "That's great! Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?" He says, "I don't care, just get out!"
husb and wife in a hotel husb : hey dear what can i order for you? wife : as you wish dear, but it should be tasty. husb : no worries dear, i will buy a nice one ( After saying that he called waiter) waiter : yes sir, what can i do for you? husb : bring me the menu card please waiter : sure sir, just a minute. ( waiter went away) wife : is that menu card so tasty than other?. husb : ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The last joke is the bomb. That's so nice of him. Pushing his wife at the top of the Mt. Everest. LOL