Funny Husband and Wife Joke !!

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  1. nanncy222

    nanncy222 Peon

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    #21
    wife placed the dinner on the road...
    when husband comes home..he asked: why you do this...
    wife: do remember its saying by you that we will take dinner out.
    hahahahaha
     
    nanncy222, Apr 11, 2011 IP
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    #22
    Lol.. hahahahahahahaha.. d jokes are funny, ..
     
    chinasa, Apr 11, 2011 IP
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    pharshal36 Active Member

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    #23
    haha..very funny,amazing.........
     
    pharshal36, Apr 11, 2011 IP
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    #24
    Ahhh, brightened up my evening's reading. Thank you folks.
     
    theitom, Apr 11, 2011 IP
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    #25
    A man comes home one day and says, "Guess what honey? Pack your bags, I won the lottery!" The wife squeals with delight and says, "That's great! Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?" He says, "I don't care, just get out!"
     
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    #26
    Oh my, if you hav a wife I believe you two have a big problem haha!
     
    alodia, Apr 11, 2011 IP
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    moffey Active Member

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    #27
    hahaha... this is hilarious jokes dude :D lol...
     
    moffey, Apr 12, 2011 IP
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    #28
    joke with doctor really funny.
     
    Achiever, Apr 12, 2011 IP
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    #29
    Nice Funny Jokes , I like it
     
    flanagan, Apr 12, 2011 IP
  10. ilinku

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    #30
    husb and wife in a hotel

    husb : hey dear what can i order for you?

    wife : as you wish dear, but it should be tasty.

    husb : no worries dear, i will buy a nice one ( After saying that he called waiter)

    waiter : yes sir, what can i do for you?

    husb : bring me the menu card please

    waiter : sure sir, just a minute.

    ( waiter went away)

    wife : is that menu card so tasty than other?.

    husb : ! ! ! ! ! ! !
     
    ilinku, Apr 12, 2011 IP
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    #31
    Haha... Tolerance is important between a couple.
     
    sohpia z, Apr 12, 2011 IP
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    #32
    The last joke is the bomb. That's so nice of him. Pushing his wife at the top of the Mt. Everest. LOL
     
    aussieroo1, Apr 12, 2011 IP
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    #33

    rofl :D i like this joke
     
    ragnamaniac1, Apr 12, 2011 IP
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    #34
    The jokes are good and have seen many which are similar to other sites too.
     
    Banners Mall, Apr 13, 2011 IP