Funny E-Mail Article.......

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    A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

    The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

    "You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

    The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

    I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

    The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital.
    He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60.

    The man realized that he can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

    5 years later , the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .

    He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

    He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

    The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

    Moral of the story:

    M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.

    M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

    M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire. .........

    Have a great day!!!
     
    >>>TO><IC<<<, Apr 8, 2008 IP
  2. coderbari

    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #2
    LOL :D
    Nice story.In any field you have to do hard work to gain success.
     
    coderbari, Apr 8, 2008 IP
  3. kanwarjot

    kanwarjot Notable Member

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    #3
    :eek: i don't want to be office boy at Microsoft... i will delete all my email accounts now ...lol :D
     
    kanwarjot, Apr 8, 2008 IP
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    #4
    neaah ..nice story but untrue for me, I will become a millionaire :D
     
    damircea, Apr 8, 2008 IP
  5. gauravgrt

    gauravgrt Peon

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    #5
    i had read this early, though i liked it everytime i read it :)
     
    gauravgrt, Apr 8, 2008 IP
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    #6
    wow true morals to the stories and a fun read story :)
     
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    farooqaaa Well-Known Member

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    #7
    hehe! thats a nice and funny story. The M1 is true :p
     
    farooqaaa, Apr 8, 2008 IP
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    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #8
    Very inspiring story although I don't know if it base on true story or not. Thank you for sharing this. :)
     
    dynashox, Apr 8, 2008 IP
  9. >>>TO><IC<<<

    >>>TO><IC<<< Active Member

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    NO Problem..... I liked This Story But i also Don,t wanna be Office boy At Microsoft. But may be i would try some tomatoes :p
     
    >>>TO><IC<<<, Apr 8, 2008 IP
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    crownrahul Well-Known Member

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    #10
    hi,
    Very nice story..
    i like it, I am always positive guy.. I like this kind of stories.
    thanks
     
    crownrahul, Apr 8, 2008 IP
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    forumtyrone Peon

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    Nice story :)
     
    forumtyrone, Apr 9, 2008 IP
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    Sami4u Guest

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    #12
    LOL :)

    Butterflies Forever
    Sami
     
    Sami4u, Apr 9, 2008 IP
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    MeetHere Prominent Member

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    #13
    oh man, i have an email. :(
     
    MeetHere, Apr 9, 2008 IP
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    #14
    Nice story and the e-mail issue is great...life can be even without internet;)
     
    EvcRo, Apr 9, 2008 IP
  15. >>>TO><IC<<<

    >>>TO><IC<<< Active Member

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    yeah life can be without internet but I think without internet nothing
     
    >>>TO><IC<<<, Apr 19, 2008 IP
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    sheilasultani Peon

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    #16
    That's pretty good.
     
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    #17
    Man this is one of the best stories I ever heard, this is what i m going to do. I m going to trash my computer and close all my email account, get rid of all my 25 websites and start selling tomatoes I want to be a Millionaire to.
    :)
     
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    #18
    Bill gates made his living selling tomatoes before microsoft?!?! that's crazy
     
    iamays, Apr 19, 2008 IP
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    #19
    haha..nice one..its probably true :p
     
    5starpix, Apr 19, 2008 IP
  20. >>>TO><IC<<<

    >>>TO><IC<<< Active Member

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    Promise that u will donate us after being millionaire :p :D
     
    >>>TO><IC<<<, Apr 20, 2008 IP
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