Funny Cow Joke

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by mitcharr, Apr 20, 2007.

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    A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

    Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

    Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So what happened then?

    Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

    Man: and then?

    Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

    Man: Again?

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So, what did you do then?

    Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

    Man: and then?

    Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

    Man: Hmmm...

    Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

    Man: So, what did you do?

    Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....
     
    mitcharr, Apr 20, 2007 IP
  2. Aragorn

    Aragorn Peon

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    #2
    That was a cool one:) Thanks for sharing.

    Some things you just can't explain. ;)
     
    Aragorn, Apr 20, 2007 IP
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    #3
    Lol nice joke their mate, thanks for sharing.
     
    SplashX, Apr 20, 2007 IP
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    #4
    Cool indeed.... :D Your wife seeing you with your pants down with a cow is definitely not cool though. :D

    --Joe
     
    jdR!pper, Apr 21, 2007 IP
  5. Correctus

    Correctus Straight Edge

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    #5
    *with a cow all tied up and helpless :D

    IT
     
    Correctus, Apr 21, 2007 IP
  6. Luke Beale

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    #6
    When i was reading it i didnt think it was going any ware but that was great :D
     
    Luke Beale, Apr 21, 2007 IP
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    arcguy Well-Known Member

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    #7
    O GOd, Its really funy and it make me laugh out even thought I am half sleep.
    the cow is a very humble cattle:) so the husband too:)
     
    arcguy, Apr 21, 2007 IP
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    #8
    You're NOT telling us that from personal experience I hope! :eek:
     
    threebuckchuck, Apr 22, 2007 IP
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    #9
    LOL. That was cool..
     
    BlueNinja, Apr 22, 2007 IP
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    butterfingers Well-Known Member

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    #10
    LOL. That was funny.
    His wife might be thinking that's he's making love with that cow.
     
    butterfingers, Apr 22, 2007 IP
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    #11
    wow nice one , didnt thought the ending would be like that
     
    nikko999, Apr 22, 2007 IP
  12. mihaidamianov

    mihaidamianov Well-Known Member

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    #12
    This one was even better than the joke itself. Well done, Sherlock!

    Mihai
     
    mihaidamianov, Apr 22, 2007 IP
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    moon12345 Banned

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    #13
    nice joke! keep sharing
     
    moon12345, Apr 22, 2007 IP
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #14
    good joke,thanx for sharing.
     
    getjimmy, Apr 22, 2007 IP
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    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #15
    Great joke:) Its really funny and cool.:)

    Thanks for it.:)
     
    Rohit patel, Apr 23, 2007 IP
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    #16
    Good one. Didn't see it coming either.
     
    cloudybutnice, Apr 23, 2007 IP
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    #17
    I hate when that happens!!

    ha-ha, oldie but goodie.
     
    timsdd, Apr 23, 2007 IP
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    #18
    funny entertaining! :D
     
    four27pm, Apr 24, 2007 IP
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    #19
    hehehe.. didn't your wife tie a rope on that thing.. :D
     
    paulxty, Apr 25, 2007 IP
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    #20
    Well this was more funny than the joke
     
    ethan.hunt, Jul 5, 2010 IP